'well, the good news is, i broke the record by thirteen and a half minutes. the bad news is you're going to need to ice down my groin for the remainder of the evening.'
'ladies, fortune smiles upon all of you. our long national nightmare is over: i'm finally getting over this pulled groin."
'goddfried, what do you think is the record for most groinpulls on the planet at the same second?'
'come, there is a place i should probably show you.'